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humor The Onion 2026-04-15

Chicago Study Finds Gongs Tank Sleep, Making Bed a Noise Trap.

Apparently, having a gong near your bed is a scientific path to insomnia. Don't worry, we're sure the sheer absurdity of this finding is the real sleep thief.

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