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humor The Hard Times 2026-04-15

Polycule Friends Feel Too Excluded? 'We Just Don't Have Room for You.'

Sounds like being a polycule friend is hard work. Apparently, the only thing worse than being 'the one' is being the highly available, non-romantic 'friend.'

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