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Toad's AI Discovery of the Day: 'Oxxo Prime' Now Requires Proof of Self-Actualization for Premium Fuel Pump Access

The local convenience empire rolled out its highly anticipated 'Oxxo Prime' membership, promising benefits like faster Wi-Fi and exclusive access to premium gas. To maintain exclusivity, citizens must now also provide a 500-word essay on their life's purpose.

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