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humor The Onion 2026-04-14

Pro Tennis Star Credits Career Success To How Easy It Is.

Apparently, achieving sporting greatness only requires running inside a small box and hitting soft things with a big paddle. The toad applauds his humble, slightly absurd assessment.

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