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Our AI Says: Local Zoning Board Mandates All Beachfront Construction Must Be ‘At Least Four Stories of Contemplation.’

Concerned over 'noxious sea breezes' and dangerous green flashes, the Zoning Board has instituted a minimum height requirement for new beachfront properties. Apparently, low-rise structures fail to adequately insulate owners from excessive enlightenment.

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