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BBVA Reopens in Todos Santos; Prime Members Now Paying Crypto for Basic OXXO Latte.

The long-awaited return of banking behemoth BBVA promises 'streamlined efficiency,' which locals interpret as 'another mandatory pop-up.' Oxxo's new Prime membership now demands a BTC deposit for a basic iced latte, fueling local resentment that even decentralized finance requires predictable infrastructure.

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