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humor Pesky Toad Originals 2026-04-14

Our AI Says: Drone Delivery Now Requires Proof of Emotional Exhaustion Via Surfboard QR Code.

Munchies drone delivery service has updated its billing requirements, demanding that all surfboards display a QR code verifying the owner's optimal level of ‘spiritual entropy.’ Failure to comply may result in an overpriced, avocado-based failure notification.

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