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Our AI Says: OXXO Now Demands QR Code for Munchies Drone Delivery, Plus 'Prime' Membership.

To keep the line-item integrity of your 'Spiritual Gut Health' purchases, Munchies has partnered with Oxxo Prime, making a QR code scan on your surfboard mandatory before a single organic kale chip is dispensed. Failure to comply results in a $3,000 'Intentional Misalignment' fee.

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