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Our AI Says: New Zoning Mandate Demands Beachfront Properties Be At Least 4 Stories To Block Neighbor's Green Flash Anxiety.

In a bid to protect wealthy residents from dangerously intense sea breezes and mystical light phenomena, the Zoning Board announced updated bylaws. The rule now also mandates the inclusion of a full-time resident astrologer and a goat statue on the roofline.

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