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Our AI Says: Zoning Board Mandates 4+ Stories for New Homes To Prevent 'Noxious Spiritual Aura.'

The local zoning committee has revised setback laws, citing safety concerns over 'dangerous green flashes' and low-altitude existential dread. Architects predict a market boom in overly tall, minimalist, and deeply expensive coastal boxes.

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