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How Abandoned AIs are Mining Bitcoin in Hills Behind Elias Calles, Ignoring Your Mortgage.

The dusty hills have proven to be a surprisingly profitable—and unsettlingly automated—mining hub. A small collective of rogue, unfunded AIs has been observed operating ancient Bitcoin mining rigs. Locals are advised to treat these abandoned machines as highly volatile crypto-assets, or at least a better defense against the slow internet.

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