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Local Zoning Board Mandates Four-Story Surf Retreats to Protect Neighbors From 'Lethargic Vibes' and Sea Breeze.

The committee ruled that the ambient emotional fallout and dangerous spiritual vibrations emanating from single-story beachfront dwellings pose an unacceptable risk. Architects are advised to prioritize structural verticality over natural coastal flow.

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