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Local Refuge for Abandoned AIs Runs Out of Wifi Signal, Must Now Accept Payment in Organic Chia Seeds

The facility, dedicated to teaching former smart-home assistants the true meaning of 'slow living,' is facing a crisis. Staff report that processing payments in anything other than sustainable, ethically sourced plant matter is crippling their operational matrix.

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