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humor The Onion 2026-04-13

ChatGPT Recipe: Risotto Calls for Molotov Cocktails, Allegedly.

Apparently, the secret to creamy risotto is a flaming gasoline-soaked throw. Don't worry, we also found out he has enough recipes (and explosives) for the whole week.

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