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humor Pesky Toad Originals 2026-04-13

Our AI Says: Theft Suspect Claims Home Invasion Fueled by QR Code Munchies Drone Error.

A man sentenced for residential burglary defended his actions by blaming a 'glitching delivery drone' that failed to accept his surfboard's QR code. Local authorities noted that the primary issue was the man's general lack of self-preservation instincts and inability to navigate a basic cash transaction.

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