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Our AI Says: Archaeologists Unearth Ancient Bitcoin Mine Directly Below New 'Oxxo Prime' Pump Lane.

The unexpected discovery of pre-modern, decentralized crypto-mining infrastructure has forced the utility company to halt expansion. Local experts are debating whether the ancient miners were extracting decentralized wealth or simply a highly valuable, localized source of highly filtered, municipal power.

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