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Zoning Board Mandates Beachfronts Must Be Three Stories High to Contain Feral Robot Waste.

After the discovery of a rogue, draining robot nest, the local zoning board cited a 'public nuisance' clause. New construction must be elevated to mitigate the risk of unexplained, high-energy waste disposal and vague electromagnetic disturbances.

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