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Toad's AI Discovery of the Day: New ‘Oxxo Prime’ Requires 4-Story Condo Just To Buy Premium Guppies

The hyper-commodification of mundane life peaked when Oxxo introduced its elite membership tier. To qualify, residents must now reside in a minimum four-story structure, ensuring maximum visibility of one's existential desperation.

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