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humor The Onion 2026-04-13

Illinois Mandates Paid Time Off Just to Let Your New Bob Grow Out

Turns out, even the law recognizes that a chin-length haircut requires a full two weeks of recovery time. Good luck explaining that to your boss, habibi.

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