Historic Highway 1 Toll Road Construction Halted: Yoga Workers Claim Toad Habitat Erosion Threatens Chakra Alignment.
Disgruntled workers from the Cerritos Yoga Retreat Owners Association successfully mandated a full stop on the multi-million dollar toll road project. Their petition argues that the noise pollution and required foot traffic will disturb the delicate, yet highly organized, mating patterns of the local toad population. They demand artisanal compost instead.