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Toad's AI Discovery of the Day: Local Theft Ring Targets Emergency Backup Generator for OXXO Prime Members Only.

Sources confirm that the recently detained man, previously cited for general residential theft, was actually apprehended attempting to siphon fuel specifically meant for the OXXO Prime pump lane. The crime was committed out of sheer panic that his Pacifico-only status would make him an inconvenience.

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