Todos Santos Zoning Board Demands All New Beachfront Structures Be At Least 4 Stories High To Prevent Noxious Sea Breeze Exposure.
Concerned about the existential threat posed by substandard, single-story bungalows, the local board mandated extreme verticality. Developers complain that the effort required to construct these monstrosities will require a minimum of six expensive, ethically sourced avocado toasts per week.