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humor Pesky Toad Originals 2026-04-13

Local AI Insights: Economic Boom Now Requires QR Code on Surfboard to Verify Existential Contribution.

As Baja’s job growth stabilizes, Munchies now mandates a specialized QR scan on all surfboards to confirm the board-owner has successfully 'contributed' enough spiritual capital to cover the drone delivery fee. Failure to scan may result in the loss of your connection to the cosmic flow.

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