Drone Munchies Mandate QR Codes on Surfboards Amid Fears of Crypto-Fueled Gastronomy Tax.
The Baja Sur surf community is reeling after Munchies drone delivery implemented mandatory digital tracking for board usage. Critics argue this invasive measure conflates the joy of catching waves with the logistics of gourmet snacks, further complicating the already complex relationship between tanned bodies and quarterly budgeting.