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Our AI Says: New Zoning Bylaw Mandates Minimum Four Stories to Guard Against Noxious Sea Breezes and Dangerous Neighbors.

Following weeks of heated debate among beachfront property owners, the local board passed a controversial measure requiring all new construction to be excessively tall, ostensibly to protect against 'dangerous green flashes' and poor neighbor synergy.

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