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humor Pesky Toad Originals 2026-04-12

Local AI Insights: Munchies Drone Now Requiring Surfboard QR Codes Forces Expats to Calculate Existential Inflation.

The delivery service has added a highly inconvenient billing step requiring a unique QR code affixed to the surfboard for every nutritional item purchased. Locals report that the overhead of 'sustaining themselves' now includes the cost of data processing and minor existential dread.

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