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humor Daily Squib 2026-04-12

Dear Trump, Please Cease Your Bleating (It's Sinking the Fleet)

Apparently, even the mighty Trump must heed the nautical wisdom that loose lips truly do sink ships. Don't worry, Mr. President; we have professional mouth-closers ready.


<p>WASHINGTON D.C. - USA - Dear President Trump, you need to shut the f*ck up, because loose lips sink ships.</p> <p>The post <a href="https://www.dailysquib.co.uk/world/66505-loose-lips-sink-ships-dear-president-trump-please-shut-the-fck-up.html">Loose Lips Sink Ships &#8211; Dear President Trump Please Shut the F*ck Up!</a> appeared first on <a href="https://www.dailysquib.co.uk">Daily Squib</a>.</p>

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