Masters Commentators Retiring: Expect More Raunchy Sharting and Bad Jokes.

A beloved, if deeply foul-mouthed, booth duo is finally hanging up their broadcast gear. Apparently, the level of witty commentary is simply too high to maintain.

<p>AUGUSTA, GA—Saluting the illustrious sportscasters for their passionate work over the course of nearly 40 years in the Augusta National Golf Club broadcast booth, CBS officials announced Sunday that longtime commentators Captain Cooter and the Gooch would be retiring upon conclusion of the 2026 Masters Tournament. “Today marks the end of an era as we […]</p> <p>The post <a href="https://theonion.com/cbs-announces-retirement-of-longtime-masters-commentators-captain-cooter-and-the-gooch/"...

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