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humor The Onion 2026-04-11

Scheffler’s Masters Dreams Die After Sandworm Snack

Turns out, golf glory isn't the only predator out there. We found Scheffler swallowed whole by a literal giant burrowing beast.


<p>The post <a href="https://theonion.com/scottie-schefflers-masters-hopes-fade-after-being-swallowed-by-sandworm/">Scottie Scheffler’s Masters Hopes Fade After Being Swallowed By Sandworm</a> appeared first on <a href="https://theonion.com">The Onion</a>.</p> <p>The post <a href="https://theonion.com/scottie-schefflers-masters-hopes-fade-after-being-swallowed-by-sandworm/">Scottie Scheffler’s Masters Hopes Fade After Being Swallowed By Sandworm</a> appeared first on <a href="https://theonion.co...

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