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humor Daily Squib 2026-04-11

Britain's Newest Crisis: Shoplifting Will Boom Thanks to Labor's Languor

Apparently, the British government's best policy is to encourage petty theft, signaling a national malaise deeper than the Pacific tide.


<p>LONDON - England - Due to the Labour government's neglect, apathy and intransigence, shoplifting is set to rise to unprecedented levels never before seen.</p> <p>The post <a href="https://www.dailysquib.co.uk/world/66485-more-good-news-from-labours-broken-britain-shoplifting-will-increase.html">More Good News From Labour&#8217;s Broken Britain: Shoplifting Will Increase</a> appeared first on <a href="https://www.dailysquib.co.uk">Daily Squib</a>.</p>

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