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humor The Daily Mash 2026-04-11

Luxury Lifestyle: How We're Maximizing Our Final Doses of Oil.

Folks are wildly over-indulging in petroleum, from romantic baths to diesel-powered field trips. Don't worry, the planet's collapse sounds like a highly curated, sentimental experience.


TRUMP'S war with Iran is jeopardising supplies of the planet-destroying fuel we all love. So how are you marking the end of plentiful oil? <p><strong>TRUMP&#8217;S war with Iran is jeopardising supplies of the planet-destroying fuel we all love. So how are you marking the end of plentiful oil?</strong></p> <p><strong>Kelly Howard, radiographer:</strong> &#8220;I&#8217;m pushing a barrel to the top of a hill in a wheelbarrow to watch a sunset together. Even in these final days you can make beauti...

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