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humor The Daily Mash 2026-04-11

Luxury Lifestyle: How We're Maximizing Our Final Doses of Oil.

Folks are wildly over-indulging in petroleum, from romantic baths to diesel-powered field trips. Don't worry, the planet's collapse sounds like a highly curated, sentimental experience.

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