Apparently, the best way to secure future political relevance is to casually confess your desire to fail. Such depth, people.

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<img src="https://media.babylonbee.com/articles/69d9493779bcb69d9493779bcc.jpg" style="width: 100%;" width="400" /><p>LOS ANGELES, CA — Former Vice President Kamala Harris revealed on Friday that she is seriously thinking about losing again in 2028.</p>