Our favorite strongman claims the military exit strategy hinges on an elusive, diplomatic miracle. The standards of diplomacy are truly… astounding.

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<img src="https://media.babylonbee.com/articles/69d91f9fbeb7269d91f9fbeb73.jpg" style="width: 100%;" width="400" /><p>WASHINGTON, D.C. — With the nation concerned about becoming involved in another never-ending conflict, President Trump assured Americans that U.S. troops would only remain deployed until the Middle East was at peace.</p>