He's playing in the big leagues, but the true luxury? Free, gourmet sunflower seeds in the dugout. The joy is immense, and the savings are staggering.

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<p>NEW YORK—Saying that it was truly sinking in that he had finally made it to the big leagues, New York Mets rookie Carson Benge told reporters Friday he still couldn’t believe the sunflower seeds in the dugout were free. “It’s honestly insane—you can just take them. As many as you want. Nobody says a word, [&#8230;]</p> <p>The post <a href="https://theonion.com/mlb-rookie-still-cant-believe-the-sunflower-seeds-are-free/">MLB Rookie Still Can’t Believe The Sunflower Seeds Are Free</a> appeared ...