Rescue Mission Succeeded Despite CIA's Existential Interference

Apparently, the Pentagon needed rescuing from the CIA's overzealous, poorly briefed attempts to both destabilize the region and insert feeding tubes.

Officials say outcome was ‘statistically unlikely given participating agencies’ <img alt="Rescue mission succeeds despite CIA involvement" src="https://storage.ghost.io/c/fa/9c/fa9cd1d4-6369-4dde-bbf0-3755aa4734dc/content/images/2026/04/1000w-1000x665.webp" /><p>ARLINGTON, Va. — American defense officials expressed surprise this week after a mission to rescue a downed <a href="https://www.duffelblog.com/air-force-base-renamed-after-ashli-babbitt/" rel="noreferrer">Air Force</a> weapons sy...

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