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humor The Onion 2026-04-10

Lucid Man Needs Emergency Psychedelic Blast Before Moby Plays

Turns out being overly conscious at a music festival is a genuine medical emergency. They were ready with the trip-dose psychedelics just in case the vibe got too good.

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