Lucid Man Needs Emergency Psychedelic Blast Before Moby Plays
Turns out being overly conscious at a music festival is a genuine medical emergency. They were ready with the trip-dose psychedelics just in case the vibe got too good.
<p>INDIO, CA—Stressing that they had to act quickly before the situation further deteriorated, medical staff working the Coachella Valley Music and Arts Festival reportedly rushed overly lucid 23-year-old Zach Hillman into an emergency psychedelics tent Friday. “Thank God for the good Samaritans who alerted us as soon as they noticed him standing up straight and […]</p> <p>The post <a href="https://theonion.com/coachella-medical-staff-rush-overly-lucid-man-to-emergency-psychedelics-tent/">...