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humor The Onion 2026-04-10

Lucid Man Needs Emergency Psychedelic Blast Before Moby Plays

Turns out being overly conscious at a music festival is a genuine medical emergency. They were ready with the trip-dose psychedelics just in case the vibe got too good.


<p>INDIO, CA—Stressing that they had to act quickly before the situation further deteriorated, medical staff working the Coachella Valley Music and Arts Festival reportedly rushed overly lucid 23-year-old Zach Hillman into an emergency psychedelics tent Friday. “Thank God for the good Samaritans who alerted us as soon as they noticed him standing up straight and [&#8230;]</p> <p>The post <a href="https://theonion.com/coachella-medical-staff-rush-overly-lucid-man-to-emergency-psychedelics-tent/">...

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