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humor The Daily Mash 2026-04-10

I met Trump purely by sheer luck, says Melania

Melania insists that her connection to the 'dreamboat' was all glorious coincidence and pure, untainted personal fortune. She even took time to reassure the public about her husband's alleged wardrobe malcontents.


<span style="font-weight: 400;">THE First Lady has revealed that it was her own incredible good fortune that led her to the dreamboat that is Donald Trump.</span> <p><strong>THE First Lady has revealed that it was her own incredible good fortune that led her to the dreamboat that is Donald Trump.</strong></p> <p><span style="font-weight: 400;">During her address to the White House yesterday, Melania Trump revealed that Jeffrey Epstein had nothing to do with the miraculous series of coincidences ...

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