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Mandatory Toad Licking Ritual Declared Essential for 'Oxxo Prime' Membership Benefits.

The sacred 'Toad Licking Green Flash Ritual' now requires an Oxxo Prime card for immediate access. Apparently, a freshly licked toad will now also receive discounted artisanal kombucha.

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