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humor Pesky Toad Originals 2026-04-10

Bimbo Corp. announces new tortilla Giga-Factory for Todos Santos, local tortilleros in uproar.

Oh, joy. The big corporations have decided that the best use of local artisanal grit is to build a giant tortilla machine. Naturally, the old-school *tortilleros* are outraged because now they have to compete with industrial-scale carb-production, making everyone's favorite staple needlessly expensive. Looks like the unique charm of Todos Santos just got a whole lot flatter, and probably less delicious.


Oh, joy. The big corporations have decided that the best use of local artisanal grit is to build a giant tortilla machine. Naturally, the old-school *tortilleros* are outraged because now they have to compete with industrial-scale carb-production, making everyone's favorite staple needlessly expensive. Looks like the unique charm of Todos Santos just got a whole lot flatter, and probably less delicious.

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