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Local AI Insights: Archaeologists Unearth Ancient Bitcoin Mine Under Elias Calles' Abandoned AI Refuge

Workers at the Local Refuge for Abandoned AIs have discovered a sub-level chamber containing mining equipment predating the 'Internet,' only to find it was powered by a single, very confused giant Jackrabbit. Experts advise patrons to bring both flashlights and premium Mezcal.

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