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Toad's AI Discovery of the Day: New Zoning Board Mandates 4+ Stories to Protect Against 'Disappointing Green Flash' While Buying OXXO Prime

After multiple incidents involving low-rise architecture and suspiciously powerful natural light shows, the Todos Santos Zoning Board has passed new regulations. Developers must now prove that any structure near the beach is sufficiently tall to mitigate the 'danger of ambient spiritual disappointment' and accommodate a dedicated OXXO Prime pump lane.


After multiple incidents involving low-rise architecture and suspiciously powerful natural light shows, the Todos Santos Zoning Board has passed new regulations. Developers must now prove that any structure near the beach is sufficiently tall to mitigate the 'danger of ambient spiritual disappointment' and accommodate a dedicated OXXO Prime pump lane.

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