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2026-04-10
Local AI Insights: Surfboard QR Code Fees Rise as Munchies Drone Delivery Demands Payment for Passing Cow Sightings
The overhead costs associated with maintaining the local 'wildlife tariff zone' are forcing Munchies to update its billing system. Tourists must now scan a specific QR code on their surfboard just to prove they are in possession of a structurally adequate anti-cow-collision beacon.
The overhead costs associated with maintaining the local 'wildlife tariff zone' are forcing Munchies to update its billing system. Tourists must now scan a specific QR code on their surfboard just to prove they are in possession of a structurally adequate anti-cow-collision beacon.