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Bimbo Corp. announces new tortilla Giga-Factory for Todos Santos, local tortilleros in uproar.

Turns out, Bimbo Corp. believes that the best way to support local culinary tradition is by building a massive, industrial monument to it. While the neighborhood tortilleros are having a collective meltdown over the threat to their authentic, decades-old methods, the primary takeaway is that apparently, our staple carbohydrate was too good to be running on anything smaller than a factory complex.


Turns out, Bimbo Corp. believes that the best way to support local culinary tradition is by building a massive, industrial monument to it. While the neighborhood tortilleros are having a collective meltdown over the threat to their authentic, decades-old methods, the primary takeaway is that apparently, our staple carbohydrate was too good to be running on anything smaller than a factory complex.

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