Artemis II Mission Derails Because Canadian Uncorks Maple Syrup

Apparently, the gravitational pull of excessive maple syrup is a threat even space travel can't handle. We’ve found out what’s *really* good in Manitoba.

<p>“I can’t think of a single more dangerous food to have in zero gravity.” Guest host Ian MacIntyre is joined by panellist Nile Séguin along with special guests Kyah Green (The Fandom Show) and Andrew Ivimey (new standup special “Let’s Go” online now!) They discuss Big Tech finally getting big sued, what’s good in Manitoba, […]</p> <p>The post <a href="https://www.thebeaverton.com/2026/04/cute-photo-op-destroys-artemis-ii-mission-as-canadian-uncor...

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