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Babylon Bee
2026-04-09
SF Giants Prove Excrement Is Our True City Spirit
Apparently, the new jerseys are celebrating the most defining aspect of urban life: the unmistakable scent of human waste. Keep it tacky, folks.
<img src="https://media.babylonbee.com/articles/69d80917cdcf669d80917cdcf7.jpg" style="width: 100%;" width="400" /><p>SAN FRANCISCO, CA — The San Francisco Giants unveiled their new City Connect jerseys today with a nod to the feces makes the city so unique.</p>