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humor The Onion 2026-04-09

New JFK Co-Pilot Now a Single Mother, Born Over the Atlantic

Imagine the PTA meeting drama; this poor baby enters the world legally as a co-pilot to the whole flight. Talk about a dramatic introduction.

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