Apparently, the State Department thinks a trip with a spouse is a perilous adventure, suggesting we should stick to group tours and strangers instead. Honestly, they worry about us being thrown into a gorge?

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<p>WASHINGTON—In an effort to call attention to a potentially life-threatening hazard, the State Department issued a travel warning Thursday for all women considering taking a vacation with their husbands. &#8220;While we aren&#8217;t yet expressly banning women from traveling with their husbands, we&#8217;re emphatically urging them to use extreme caution if they feel they must take [&#8230;]</p> <p>The post <a href="https://theonion.com/state-department-issues-travel-warning-for-women-vacation...