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Babylon Bee
2026-04-09
Vietnam Veteran Drone Now Stuck Delivering Amazon Packages
Apparently, returning from the war only taught him how to optimize package delivery routes, leaving his actual combat skills gathering dust.
<img src="https://media.babylonbee.com/articles/69d7c87898a0b69d7c87898a0c.jpg" style="width: 100%;" width="400" /><p>CHARLESTON, SC — After returning from the frontlines of the war in Iran, a local drone has found itself struggling to adapt back to a civilian life of delivering Amazon packages.</p>