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humor The Onion 2026-04-09

Moon Fun Facts: From 15 MPH Limits to Galactic Coke Deals

Apparently, space travel is governed by highly specific, absurd rules—like a speed limit on the moon and paying dearly for a single can of Coke.


<p>Following their historic moon flyby, the Artemis II crew will return to Earth on Friday. The Onion looks at the key facts and figures behind the lunar mission. 15 mph Speed limit in moon zone 49 million Fewer streams than a British guy playing League Of Legends 4 Times mission specialist Jeremy Hansen has suggested [&#8230;]</p> <p>The post <a href="https://theonion.com/nasas-artemis-ii-mission-by-the-numbers/">NASA’s Artemis II Mission By The Numbers</a> appeared first on <a href="https://th...

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