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humor The Hard Times 2026-04-09

Man Announces 'Open to Short-Term': A New Frontier of Emotional Blandness.

Some 33-year-old thinks 'open to short-term' is his defining, evolved trait. It translates roughly to: 'I might ghost you, but at least I’ll make you laugh first.'

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